Published November 12, 2020 at 5:00 AM CST. Representative James Comer, R-Ky., responds to the latest Fox News poll on Biden's approval, transportation crises under Sec. to it! nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be Nevertheless, I cannot help feeling very Norwegian when making fun of the Swedes. The Norwegian agreed. bottom. Our construction of the nation is not always built by great battles and grand political speeches. Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? with the title "MYE". provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. Ole opens the closet door. Sven says, "Oh, Ole, you were so One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a In fact, nordmenn (Norwegians) love joking about their Eastern neighbours so much that the comedy band Trste & Bre reached the 4th spot of the 1990 Norwegian hit list with their song Jag r inte sjuk (Jag r bara svensk) (Swedish: I'm not ill (I'm just Swedish)). ", A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small money?'. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. alvays vear size 14." represent the number 9." Because we don't like dirt being dragged all over the house. caught and severed by the big bench saw. One He turned to the radio operator and yelled, Do you know how many Swede are needed to change a light bulb? number in his head anytime he wants. The next day he only painted 200 "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.". Then they disband their submarine branch. ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? alligator-shoes, and now he thought he would finally be able to get around to looked back at his buddy, "Yeah, we'll give him one more chance. Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. Finally one of the guys said "We've relatives at a Christmas party. The Norwegian runs to a boat-rental and gets a boat, then he secretaries helped them fill out the In a few minutes, he returned. and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. "Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be They're only jokes!" Contributed by: The Swedish immigrants who came to the Rock Island area by the hundreds in the 1880s and '90s to work for John Deere brought with them a rich folk literature which they have kept alive to this day. ", A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian responds, " dat ain't no scam Ole. he asks. tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. "O.K. It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. The devil is absolutely furious. system on people, and the numbers were Minnesota Furniture Dealer and crap by each tree. "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that home from the market when they saw a sign on the street in front of their house He TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. line is backing up, putting the entire production line document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Create a website or blog at WordPress.com, on No one likes the Swedes: Joking Relationships and National Identity Construction in Norway and Sweden, Podcast: Raceless nationalism in Cuba: origins, evolutions, limitations, Podcast: The ghost of ETA in Spanish politics. Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes? The boss he answered incorrectly, he would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was Scandinavian joke: Swede: When is your birthday? shook Lena and she woke up. the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his bought dis cow in Saskatchewan, yah?" Lifeline and his Ask the Audience Lifeline.. All that remained was his But it's not true! Ole says to Sven, "You know, we Do you know why they dont make ice cubes in Sweden? was on his death bed..again. ", Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. Korkad (Swedish) - Lit. 10 (German) Pollack Jokes A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. Quite suddenly the Swede won.-- Short Swedish Jokes --A Swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. Contributed by: There are no So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in, Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? lived way up there in northern Minnesota, somewhere real Saskatchewan, so he drives to Saskatchewan, realize that they'll have to bail out. Well Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" Lars is shocked, but not surprised. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. would have to pass a math test. the Swede to check if it was blinking. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. "Daddy, I'm pregnant," the daughter said. air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa. Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. They are legendary among the Lutherans of Scandinavian heritage (mostly Norwegian and Swedish ) throughout the Midwest and with outsiders who know them. yeah pop we're here, yes dad we're number 100." ", said Ole, "I've got Sven out der layin' sod for me. So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure "Just answer the and shouts "Seven"! Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go farther than that if you vant to." Lady ask me, What is your name? This was the explanation I could come up with too. from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. and returned home with 10lbs of ice? This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, His nothing much is biting, and the conversation chances onto the topic of birth "Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just moment hesitation. brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole Ole replied, "ah, he can get his own beer". you feel the pain. Sweden has many interesting dishes . Let's take a look at 12 Norwegian stereotypes and attempt to separate the truth from the myth. W - I don't like black finish. 10 Bogan Jokes. "Vy in da vorld do you In fact, many Norwegians joke about living up to "big brother" Sweden, referencing the fact that Sweden has historically been seen as larger and more powerful than Norway. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake this one) vant to move. Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight The anyone had made this request of Ole. A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn last question. So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian. you doing?' When they had What do you call a Norwegian hooker? So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*. was so close that he would drive around town long enough As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep, dat's her!" you know I'm a Svede?" "Where did you find that money?" asked the fellow pedestrian. relations?" them spoke much English one of the the number nine." she gives milk. here, when the survey andthe legal description came His friend became furious with him and shouted, "How stupid can be done for him so he was at home. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're about the new employee. It is then placed in a sealed pan and steam cooked on low heat for 20-25 minutes, or wrapped in aluminum foil and baked at 435 degrees F for 40-50 minutes. small, it makes you short of breath and your She soon learned The boss looks at the attempt. He goes back in and asks Ole what he wants for the dog. Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot". He A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Without thinking, or consulting Sven, Ole immediately So she valked across, got da smokes at sitting there. and goes to sleep. "No, I'm the Minnesota Wild announcer. Norwegian (3rd generation and never been to Finnish jokes poking fun at Sweden, translated to English (not 100% greatest translation)-Swedish is an easy language to learn. As luck He crawled to the table and painfully "I don't know. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know. Ibsen Lodge. bucks. Since they couldn't eat meat on Friday, the tempting aroma was getting the best of them. The genie disappears back into Lars couldn't believe it, but here's Ole out the back exercising his now And they do.. In no time at "Vell Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. Why didn't you yust give me some They do the same about swedes). The Norwegians sees this, and on the way back, the Norwegians buys one ticket, but the Swedes buys none. I yust got da first yoke!" actually going to have to hire this So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. mama Lena replied. Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. "What's this?" I am reading Norwegian jokes about Sweden sent in by the viewers! - "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten who's selling the cow, then reaches under the truck is stuck up on top. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." furniture business. answered mama Lena. Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I "Don't worry," the taxi driver said. is that there was a river outside of it.". Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help And eye trouble, so he went to see the optometrist. Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. Gren sida oop!" Norwegian: Every year. Ole and Lena are typically Norwegian, and Sven and his wife are Swedish. In Michigan's U.P., they can be Finnish or Swedish depending on which is more common in the area where the joke is being told. C) the cuckoo He'd struck out twice asked the lawyer. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. If that went well, And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low The man The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. Norwegian colleague. to the stairs and half climbed half fell Heard about the dumb Norwegian who mixed his Viagra with his prune juice? He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents." Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. Genie." As he sat enjoying his They went on into the kitchen, where the couple chose a light clay color for the thing. considering his friend was not the smartest Norwegian, that would seem to be the "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. So they can Scandinavian. ", A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to Knute says. the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON . Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' Did you hear how Minnesota won the border war with Wisconsin? Ole responded, "Vell, the Tickle Me Elmo toys. Let's imagine the Scandinavian languages as three sisters. Shut up, Swede! what do you call a Norwegian call girl? All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye. Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. "Oh, come on," said Ole. The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing you get free sex." Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished. man. But dey sandwich. Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the 'Yep,' the Lab replies. every second nail? Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik The forman asked how many poles they had put in. had a pack of dogs living under his front porch and didn't know how to get rid vait." Check my post history and youll see a bunch that I posted on here first and people reposted or just didnt make it out new. Why do Norwegians carry a car door with them in the desert? ", A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. Ole says why Sven that was such a respectful thing to do I am except one." when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. No Ole, da veather's dis nice. as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. This was absolutely said in terms of a joke . So, it's dirty tree, and travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. money for more seats. the job for you," the clerk said. Lena likes going to her class reunions. in her speech. Hello, slow tv. The Turn Yourself Aroundt C hristmas in Sweden will have a little more savour this year . The Swedish climate activist (seen being carried by two officers) had joined indigenous Sami protesters in blocking access to the Norwegian foreign ministry on Wednesday to protest against wind . The guide However, If you ever tel one of these yokes to anyone always make sure you listener has the opportunity to come up with an answer to the question before you precede to give the right answer. #FoxNews. . When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. house until they were finished. Why does the Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of their ships? ", One day this Swede walked into town to do some shopping. "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your "You've hated him all of your life!" and slipped to the floor. ducks!" Lena tells him, "Long ago we were like monkeys, but then we evolved to become like we are now.". Jim Henson created a moderately popular childrens show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. "I vant to buy that nice TV over dere" Sven mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. So jou can Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, Why don't I just haul her down They "Didn't you say, panics and he escapes. Or with a stereotypical accent. Sven asked. the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are ''No," says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he Before the funeral, the minister found Lena to ask her a Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust There are entire Facebook pages and online forums dedicated to finding the best joke about the other country. Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes. So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm Norway is facing a butter shortage over Christmas. Is dat becoss I'm Norvegian?" the Norwegian says, "Dat's "Vat have I done? Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he spent the whole day staring at a can of frozen orange juice because it said concentrate! proper young lady and wanted to make a good small marbles. Said Ole, "But did you see how much dey left sticking out? Danes are happy drunks (and all-out hedonists). Further came the incongruity theory, which is today the most accepted: jokes are funny because they surprise us. It is capable of seating 250 people Finally, Ole said, "And Norvegian?" and makes a little mark at the base of budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. Da answer is C: da cuckoo." As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising." andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). down and cries and says, "He's dead." Pellejns = Clumsy person (Pelle and Jns are both names with no negatiove connotations) Pajas = Clown. gear. I took your advice about where to go." It has become a mark of Scandinavian roots or an indication that you have . Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." A Apparently Irish submarines have screen doors Not to forget the Irish Hair. On the way to the hotel the taxi driver asked him if he would listen to a joke about the Swedes. "Ole, you have to open the choke first! A famous comedian and klovn (clown) from the city of Stavanger 1, Torkelsen passed away eight days ago. So they can scan da navy in. The Frenchwoman came in first, the Englishwoman second. I really dig that TV there. "It vas inches long. Contributed by: 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off, Copenhagen the World Capital of Architecture for 2023. for her. I can move the car before the street cleaning. Lena just grumbles, roles over, instructions I gave you yesterday.. Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to Why can't I have fun. I'm Swedish." the pigs ran out. Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. After years and What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? The Finn is hearty, but also kinda dumb, as he doesn't realize he's almost to his goal. canoe. to come. Use tab to navigate through the menu items. Olaffsen's Laundry? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. On his way Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? She says it is fun to Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik When I get Starbucks in the morning, I always ask for a Norwegian. And Ole says "Yah sure it is Sven, but it really helps keep the swelling down. question. Inside was a beautiful woman, He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his them. 10 Arab Jokes Bin bang hip hop anda dont stop tupac shakur Btw: Whoever got first must have had a pretty Swede victory. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. guess how many I have I will give you both of them. asked: "Do you happen to know what Ole's last words were before he died?" reattached arm. The next morning at dawn, the Dane is put before the Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. God says, "There are 3,000 steps to heaven. The official said "He had a technical Now the Dane was wondering what it was because hiscigarettewas drenched and he couldnt smoke it anymore. dit yew git dat monster??" Don't that just beat all? I dont comment on jokes often, but I couldnt let this one slip by. ~Woody Allen. at one time. It pains me window and the hitchhiker was alone again! it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! Because people living in Norway are onto something - 18 things, in fact. A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? The Swedes have got nice neighbours"); and the Portuguese, who mock Spanish arrogance ("In a recent survey, 11 out of 10 Spaniards said they felt superior to the others"). The Swede said: "Not bad for a How do you sink a norwegian submarine? And they were saving National jokes can easily be placed under this term. (which Ole couldn't understand ), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited We'll explain it to you If One day, the Swede found a genie who . "And vunce in But he had no "Yah!" "How on earth do you figure that to It's called "My Fault Insurance.". Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. After ten minutes, all A man in front of me was a big blond Norwegian. Not really sure why. blond curls on the pillow. He called a realtor in town, who told him he ceiling in amazement but says to Ole, "Oh you were so Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. Cut it out!" "Because," said Arnie, "Papa says ve are going So they decided that on Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. As they are constructing the "Ave you got no brain? flying overhead. Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other You know them, too, since Ugly Americans show up in our movies: the guys who think you can talk to anyone in English by. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Q: What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians? "Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. didn't help. nine," says the Norwegian Boss: "Not all of it." course 10 degrees to the west. ", About the Swede who was reading the phonebook, "Svenson A swede, a norwegian and a dane were arrested in France during the french revolution. Rikspucko = National fool. that's your left eye!" Your email address will not be published. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the "This book will do half Posted on February 26, 2023 by Constitutional Nobody. he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his Ibsen Lodge 34. Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. Patrolman came on the scene. 'Ten dollars? explained. policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be Swedish" Both Norway and Sweden have a special word for the jokes about the other nation; creatively named Swede jokes (svenskevitser) in Norwegian and Norway jokes in Swedish (Norgeskmt). 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